August 08, 2010

dari 'cikgu yuna' kepada 'cikgu kasut crocs'.

hidup di sekolah,, penuh pancaroba.........

1)
"teacher, are you married?"
"what do u think? who think that im married, engaged, single, raise up ur hand.. i wanna see hands in the air."
few for married, most for engaged, and ONLY one for single. ceh, jahatla i expect more for single.
"oke why do you say so?"

married&engaged's voters --
"you have many rings.."
"what if my parents give me a ring every hari raya??"
"no!! teacher u're not married, u're engaged! aite?"
cehhhh... why they're so excited about knowing whether their teacher is married or what not.?

single's voter --
"i think u're single." said a boy firmly.
"aww.... u made me smile.." :) :)

2)
"teacher, what do you eat? mesti makan sikit kan?"
"what? i love to eat. everyday in canteen i take two portions of everything, what. the portion is too small for me mehhh.."
"so u must be born this way, have u ever thought of being a model?"
"........... is this related to what i ask u to do? no arr? so get back to work.!"


3)
during photo-shooting with the students on sambutan kemerdekaan's day...
1 melewar..while i'm doing the peace sign, like everyone else does.
"oi korang, jangan pose2 gedik..buat macam biasa2. teacher, jangan gedik. 1,2,3!"
"........ blogger-emoticon.blogspot.com"


4)
while i was walking i heard somebody whispering to his friend..
"hee cikgu ni jalan macam gengster.."
suddenly i turn back and point finger at him..and say "you! i hear you!!!"blogger-emoticon.blogspot.com
muka dia terus macam cicak tertelan kapur... hahaha!!!


5)
"eh cutela car keychain teacher... ape ni.. baby najib.. haa ooO teacher sukaa najib!!"
suddenly there is a scribble NAJIB ----> ♥ FARIHAN on the board.
????
"okelaaaaa... semoga teacher berbahagia dgn abang najib..."blogger-emoticon.blogspot.com
"hee teacher deva frust!!! dia everyday cakap teacher beautiful!!hahaha.."
"hee!mana ade! teacher have abang najib ever compliment u???"
oke lama i berfikir d situ yea... blogger-emoticon.blogspot.com

"erm.. ntah la, tak kot.?"
"WHAT. he never compliment you?? teacher he dont deserve u. teacher i compliment u everyday, teacher."
"teacher deva obsess dekat teacher!"
"teacher, apa kata teacher jadi kakak ipar saya? abg saya pon umo 25..dia keje maxis.!" oke walid ko memang chomel... :p
"teacher saya pon ade abang jugak, abang saya pilot.!" oke sorang lg pulakk xnak kalah!
"eleh..teacher kalau kawen abang saya teacher bule call free!!"
"tapi kalau kawen dgn abang aku bule pegi melancong.!"
bla..bla..bla..

weh. budak-budak. zaman. sekarang. ye. ingat. cikgu. mereka. old. skool. kah. perlu. di. match-making. segala.?

6)
"oke teacher nak keluar dah. bye!"
"teacher!!!"
"apa?"
"jom kite pegi jusco malam ni?"
"......." -- tiba2 terbayang weh gaji aku bilo nok masuk gakkkkk....
"ko nak pegi dengan ape deva?" tiba2 dgr walid tanya. pastu kembali kepada realiti, eh aku tengah bcakap dgn student la.
"aku suruh mak aku hantar aku la,.... then teacher i pegi ambil u.. kita pegi jusco.!hehe"
erk.......................................

deva -->blogger-emoticon.blogspot.com
walid -->blogger-emoticon.blogspot.com
teacher --> blogger-emoticon.blogspot.com


1 comment:

The Unconscious said...

hahaha....nice teacher and students :)